Scorpio !
He'll sting with his dreams of power and wealth !
Beware of Scorpio !
His twisted twin obsessions are his plot to rule the world
And his employees' health !
He'll welcome you into his lair
Like the nobleman welcomes his guest !
With a free dental care and a stock plan that helps you invest !
But beware of his generous pensions
Plus three weeks paid vacation each year !
And on Fridays the lunchroom serves hot dogs and burgers and beer !
He loves German beer !
Homer :
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Vous pourriez fermer le Mini-Marché,
On n'en aurait rien à faire ! Mais le cœur et l'âme de Springfield, C'est la Maison du Derrière... |
Belle :
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On est le poivre sur votre steak, Et le miel sur vos crêpes. On est le soleil de Springfield. |
Danseuse 1 :
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On aime la soie, le satin, |
Belle :
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La pomme sans les pépins ! |
Belle,
danseuses : |
Oui, on est le soleil de Springfield |
Belle :
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Nous ajoutons le piment qui manque tant à votre existence.
Eh tout ca à des prix défiants toute concurrence ! |
Lovejoy :
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Vous manquez de sens moral !
Vos agissements sont un scandale ! |
Danseuse 1 :
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Sachez que nos tenues légères, |
Danseuse 2 :
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Plaisent beaucoup à votre père. |
Belle,
danseuses : |
Le Gin dans votre Martini, La sauce sur vos spaghettis, Oui, nous sommes le [son] de Springfield ! |
Wiggum, Krusty,
Skinner : |
On se souvient de nos visites. |
Quimby :
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À chaque fois ce fut magique ! |
Mme Quimby:
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Mais Joseph, j'ignorais tout ça ! |
Quimby :
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À d'autre poulette, tu bossais là ! |
Abe, Jasper :
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On n'aurait pas tant rigolé [???] toutes ces années ! |
Bart :
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Fermer cette boîte ? Mais ça va pas les gars ! |
Jimbo, Dolph,
Kearney : |
Puisqu'on nous avait caché ça ! |
Danseuses :
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Mais indispensable chez nous ! |
Apu :
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Vous êtes les bras de Vishnu ! |
Danseuses :
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Prenez pas le [son d'un ressort] ! |
Hommes :
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Fermez pas le [son d'un pipot] ! |
Ensemble :
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Oui, laissez-le [son] à Springfield ! |
Can I borrow a feeling ? Could you lend me a jar of love ? Hurtin' hearts need some healin' Take my hand with your jar of love |
Joy to the world ! The teacher's dead ! We bar-b-qued her head ! What happened to her body ? We flushed it down the potty ! And round and round it goes And round and round it goes |
S. Bobbins :
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If there’s a task that must be done Don’t turn your tail and run ! Don’t pout! Don’t sob ! Just do a half-assed job ! If you cut every corner It is really not so bad Everybody does it Even Mum and Dad If nobody sees it, then nobody gets mad ! |
Bart :
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It’s the American way ! |
S. Bobbins :
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The policeman on the beat needs some time to rest his feet
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Wiggum :
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Fighting crime is not my cup of tea ! |
S. Bobbins :
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And the clerk who runs the store can charge a little more for meat !
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Apu :
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For meat ! |
S. Bobbins :
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And milk ! |
Apu :
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And milk ! |
S. Bobbins,
Apu : |
From 1984! |
S. Bobbins,
les Simpson: |
It's the American way ! |
Lisa :
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If you wish to be our sitter Please be sweet and never bitter Help us with math and book reports |
Bart :
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Might I add, eat my shorts ! |
Lisa :
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Bart ! |
Bart :
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Just cuttin' through the treacle |
Lisa :
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If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her |
Bart :
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Let me get away with moider |
Lisa :
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Teach us songs and magic tricks |
Homer :
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Might I add - no fat chicks ! |
Marge :
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Homer ! |
Lisa :
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The nanny we want is kindly and sage |
Homer :
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And one who will work for minimum wage ! |
Lisa :
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Hurry nanny, things are grim |
Abraham :
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I'll do it ! |
Bart, Lisa :
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Anyone but him |
Shary Bobbins :
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In front of a tavern, flat on his face A boozehound named Barney is pleading his case... |
Barney :
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Buy me beer, two bucks a glass Come on, help me - I'm freezing my ass Buy me brandy A snifter of wine Who am I kidding ? I'll drink turpentine |
Moe :
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Move it ya drunk or I'll blast your rear end ! |
Barney :
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I found two bucks |
Moe :
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Then come in, my friend |
Shary Bobbins :
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And so let us leave on this heartwarming scene |
Bart :
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Can I be a boozehound ? |
Homer :
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Not till you're fifteen |
Homer :
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Around the house, I never lift a finger As a husband and father I'm sub-par I'd rather drink a beer Than win Father of the Year I'm happy with things the way they are |
Lisa :
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I'm getting used to never getting noticed |
Bart :
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I'm stuck here till I can steal a car |
Marge :
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The house is still a mess, and I'm going bald from stress |
Marge, Bart,
Lisa : |
But we're happy just the way we are ! |
Ned Flanders :
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They're not perfect, but the Lord says love they neighbour |
Homer :
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Shut up, Flanders |
Ned Flanders :
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Okely-dokely-do |
Shary Bobbins :
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Don't think it's sour grapes but you're all a bunch of apes And so I must be leaving you ! |
Je m'appelle Poochie, je secoue la téloche. |
I slugged some jerk in Tahoe They gave me one to three My high-priced lawyer sprung me on a tech-ni-cal-i-ty I'm just visiting Springfield Prison I get to sleep at home tonight |
While shopping for some cans An old man passed away He floated up toward Heaven But got lost along the way Now he's the love-matic Grampa ! The wise Socratic Grampa ! And he'll fill our hearts with looooooove ! |
Ensemble :
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Come along and bring the family, Come along and join the fun, Come along and join the family Join the family ... Simpson ! Roll Call ! |
Marge :
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Remember me, my name is Marge, The TV mom whose hair is large ! |
Bart :
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Step back, mom, it's Bart's turn now ! Eat my shorts, don't have a cow ! |
Lisa :
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I'm Lisa, peppy, blonde, and stunning ! Sophomore prom queen five years running ! Go-o-o-o, Lisa ! [Bart fait arrêter la musique] |
Homer :
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I want candy ! |
Marge :
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But don't you want to end world famine ? |
Bart :
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I want candy ! |
Marge :
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Or save the endangered Alaskan salmon ? |
Lisa :
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I want candy ! |
Marge :
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Well if you won't think of society's ills ... |
Homer, Bart, Lisa :
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I want candy ! |
Marge :
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At least, think of our dentist bills. |
Enfants :
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C'est une nouvelle danse qui se danse comme ça. Ca s'appelle le twist de la pastille de menthe. |
Jasper :
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Lollipop, Lollipop, Oh, Lolli, Lolli, Lollipop, Lollipop ! [Il croque dans une sucette et son dentier tombe] |
Smithers :
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Crack that Whip Liquorice Whip I said "Whip It" Liquorice Whip |
Les Simpson :
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On veut des bonbons. On veut des bonbons... Bonbons ! |